"It's like a twinkie and girls are the sticky, white stuff inside." (on the band's popularity :)

"I'm truly not a painter. But I do try you know."

"Lots and Lots of trees together equal BIG TREES!"

"When I fall in love I'm gonna wear kneepads"

"Make your life like toilet paper, long & useful."

"You know what? I've always pictured myself being in a cartoon. In a way, I'm already a
walking, talking cartoon, except that I'm flesh and blood."

"It starts out with being sane in the first place."

"Yes, I dropped mine the other day" (when asked if he's ever gotten his heart broken.)

"Sometimes I plug my Nintendo into the hotel room before I've unpacked anything else. It's like I can't live without beating Taylor at NBA Jams."

"I'll tour with Hanson!"

"I'm still looking for a girlfriend. I just don't think I've met the right one yet. Maybe someday..."

"Music is always changing and you have to change with it...or else you're...stupid."

"I just love a good spanking!"

"Yeah, most of the time we're just beating on each other. If you notice, my suitcase is really hard--it's a special suitcase for beating people. It's got steel casing, and whenever I get mad, I go 'Hey, Ike! Bam!'"

"Do you have a pair of shoes? I have two." (when asked if he had a girlfriend)

"I was such a little worm, when we recorded Boomerang and MMMBop."

"Girls, Girls, Girls... They are soooooo cute!"

"If the people who buy your albums are drunks then it doesn't really matter! 'Yeaahhh you're greeeaatt!'"

"Someone sat on my bagel!"

"Hanson versus Silverchair, now thats a hard one. Well, there's three of us and we're more mobile than a silver chair, so maybe we can sit on the big chair sometimes."

"I wanna give everyone in the world a puppy!"

"I don't usually have dreams, I'm too busy sleeping to dream."

"Gee, I don't know how girls wear make-up everyday. No wonder they all carry such big bags."

"I go to a mental hospital every couple of weeks and they do a checkup."

"They're trying to make us look taller and it's just not working!"

"We're the long haired guys that look like girls!"

"Female, thats good. Normal, not alien. Human, no neosapiens. No Harry Conicks" (on what he looks for in a girl.)

"Well we're all different but mainly Ike has the most zits, Tay has a little bit less, and I have none."

"No, we never went to school, period. We're like, 'One plus four is... two.'"

"It's not 'Oh, God, they're going to start tearing at me!' It's 'Oh, God, I'm losing my arm!' "

"The other day I had to beat the crap out of Ike, because, you know, he wouldn't give me any money."

"If anyone wants to be my girlfriend, come here!"

"I don't have a girlfriend, thats all in the future for me. I don't know what love is all about yet, I've got to find that out. It should be ok."

"But I am normal - sort of!"

"Yeah I'm weird. I put the milk in before the cereal."

"Save a tree, eat a beaver."

"Whenever we see cows, we sing "Cows! Cows! Everywhere! Cows all around me" It's a private joke!"

"Ding Dongs and Twinkies are my most important food groups."

"Who do we look up to? We look up to, usually, the people that are tall, you know usually about 6 foot 2 and up."

"It's the only candy that tastes like it's got battery acid in it." (Talking about Warheads.(

"What's the point of getting a girlfriend when your'e only 11? It's not like you're going to make out!"

"I wanna be a worker at burger king!!"